Ok, so who's the genius that designs theater seating?

Whoever it is, he/she deserves to be chained to a seat in the first 5 to 8 rows for life - one seat per day, across all the theaters in this country. This way he/she experiences the full crapola of this diabolical design!

WTF, I actually think it's unhealthy! Likely bad for eyes, and well, overall well being. Don't you get nauseous? Yeah, it's a health risk! And if it's not classified as such, well, it's time it should!

Seriously though, if this design is actually a "business decision" by theaters, then we consumers should stand up to it, refuse to be abused this way and ask for a refund. What a great movement eh?